A survey conducted by Leo Hanono of the Hanunu Institute For Highway Safety/Hebrew Language Studies suggests that the majority of the the student body does in fact enjoy driving. "Its especially prevalent among students who have a perMit."
According to the collected data, very few freshman like driving. A minority of the (older) sophomores like driving. The graph peaks with juniors, who have their perMits and like driving a lot. It then dips a bit for seniors who either don't have cars or simply view driving as a chore.
Chances are, ya like driving.
"Some students feel so passionately about driving," explained Hanono, "that they changed their names to match car brands. Nissan is one of the more popular choices." This is a phenomenon which originated in Russia.
The Hanunu Institute has found, however, that most of the students do not use enough brake. To deal with the problem, they advise to "use maw brake." Some the students lurch forward, failing to realize that the gas is like a feather.
Ex-Hillelian Samantha Kolb was asked if she likes driving, and she replied "yes...but I hate Hillel." The baby brother of 11th grader Felix Ades is also reported to like driving. Señor David Abraham, who drives a Toyota Camry, also likes driving.
"This is all great," finished Hanono, "but it begs the question: do YOU like driving?"
Follow Leo Hanono on Twitter @lhanono (he's got some pretty good tweets)
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