Local Student Is Wrong

DEAL, NJ -- It started out as stam a kashya. But it soon developed into mamish a gevaldik machlokes. (I apologize if you don't chhap, I assume you talk like a lomdin). Two students and their respective schools of thought went head to head over a basic Talmudic concept.

The camp of Leon "The Boxer" Ebani included Morris "Act Your Age" Cohen, Jack "Ya'oub" Alboucai, Lee "Get Out Of My Class" Matalon and Leo "Hanunu" Hanono.

The camp of Edward "Meir" Benjamin, included Steven "Regular Steven" Jemal, Jacob "Jakie" Kassin, Al "RRRAl" Sultan and Saka "Charles" Saka. None actually agreed with Benjamin, however he used intimidation to acquire followers.

Clan Benjamin held that "ע"מ שלא תשמטני בשבעית" was a prime example of "עקר" whereas those of Bais Ebani poskined that "הרי אין בו אונאה" is a much better example. Heated discussion developed. Screaming ensued. Both parties requested audience with the respected Rav who taught the shiur.

Edward Benjamin, being wrong

While most people did not understand the question, debate ensued. Class was tense. Everyone had stated their opinions, and there was no changing. During class, Benjamin was called to the office, where he presented his Kashya.

Benjamin unexpectedly entered a Pre-Calculus class and began to apologize. The students immediately began cheering. Three of his opponents reportedly chased him out, down the hall and back into his History class, all while yelling at him.

When asked how it felt to be wrong, Edward explained that "it felt terrible." His advice for the people out there who are wrong is to "listen to Leon Ebani, and Morris Cohen."

No punishment will be officially administered to Mr. Benjamin for being wrong. However, the Y13 Boys Quartet has given everyone -- including he who shall not be named in his infinite wrongness amen -- tickets to a free concert.