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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Juniors To File Class Action Lawsuit Against Student Council

DEAL, NJ - The Hillel Juniors are fed up with the prices of the Student Council Box. The prices are engineered to pay for the expenses of the goods as well as fund the Senior Israel Trip.

The lawyers of the Juniors are arguing that the prices violate the Halakhot of Ona'ah. "If the prices are raised a Shtut -- 1/6th of the fair market value -- the sale is illegal and the Juniors are entitled a limited period to return the products.

Tarfon and Associates LP, representing StuCo, argues otherwise. "The law is not one of Shtut, but one of Shlish -- 1/3." Tarfon also notes that in the law that dictates Shlish, the return clause allows all day returns -- something never realized.

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