RANDOM NORTH JERSEY TOWN, NJ - A recent survey conducted in Hillel Yeshiva shows that most students are not enthusiastic about this year's Seminar. Students were asked the question "Do you enjoy spending a weekend with your friends in a hotel?" A towering 87% of Hillel students answered "no", a large portion electing to sit in their house and watch LOST Season 6 for the third time. An additional 9% said they do not want to miss the opening day of the NBA, however, 100% of these students did not realize that Seminar is the weekend before.
A student wrote in the comments at the end of the survey, "It doesn't make sense to drive 40 minutes just to laugh and have a great time for 72 hours." In the same survey, 91% of students checked NO when asked if they enjoy laughing. Furthermore, 83% of students replied "strongly dislike," when asked if they like enjoying themselves.
Students who said they weren't attending were asked to write how many of their friends are going on Seminar, of which 91% replied they have no friends.
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| Majority of Hillelians do not enjoy having fun |
The Ovadia Administration said in a press conference with Aitch-El Productions that they are even willing to give mattresses to all students who sign up before this Monday. Freshman will need to fill out a special mattress request form along with their Seminar form, which will be approved on a case-by-case by the Seniors.
The Holiday Inn of Random North Jersey Town, NJ declined to comment about the overtime of their staff needed to add and remove mattresses.
MYNO is an anonymous contributor to the Hillel Update.
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